Alpha56

Alpha56 is the fairly see-through alternate name for the coolest online entity ever.

Hobbies
Alpha56 is an avid reader, poster, and youtuber. He also enjoys talking with his non-existent friends and being perfect at everything.

Trivia
Alpha56 is not a hipster, although he did read Charles Dickens in the 7th grade, when everyone else was reading Andrew Clements.

Alpha56 has been compared to Albert Einstein, but in reality he only has an elementary understanding of atomic physics.

Alpha56 does not know everything. This should already be known, since he obviously doesn't know the meaning of the word "humble".

Alpha56 exists only in your mind.

If you blink, you will be taken.

Vulgarity is no substitute for wit.